Spheres.

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A = 4pr²

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I swear I'm going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood,
If you don't stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating
Since the day you brought me home.
I know you're strong.

BAWLS!

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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist." -- Dom Hélder Pessoa Câmara

SCROTUM >:C

4pr² is the formula for calculating the surface area of a sphere, right? I had to look it up on Google because I haven't retained anything from Grade 7 math D:

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I swear I'm going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood,
If you don't stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating
Since the day you brought me home.
I know you're strong.

Yeah, math sucks.

I can't remember any of my university infinite series.

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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist." -- Dom Hélder Pessoa Câmara

Soccer.

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